SOCIALISM 社會主義 You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor. 你有兩頭牛，把其中一頭送給鄰居。 COMMUNISM 共產主義 You have two cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. 你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，只給你一點牛奶。 FASCISM 法西斯主義 You have two cows. The State takes both then sells you some milk. 你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，回頭再把牛奶賣給你。 NAZISM 納粹主義 You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you. 你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，然後射殺你。 BUREAUCRATISM 官僚主義 You have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. 你有兩頭牛。國家把兩頭都拿走，殺死一頭，另外一隻送去擠奶，後來又把擠好的 牛奶倒掉。 TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM 傳統資本主義 You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. 你有兩頭牛。你把其中一隻賣了，買來一隻公牛。 你的牛不斷增加，經濟不斷成長。最後你把牛都賣了，拿著那些錢退休。 SURREALISM 超現實主義 You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. 你有兩隻長頸鹿。政府規定你要上口琴課。 AMERICAN CORPORATION 美國企業 You have two cows. You sel...
